You never really say goodbye, in my opinion.

oh yesterdays word of the day: Bihotches

What a great word. Thanks Austin Powers for the following line that I said REPEATEDLY yesterday:
scene: jail cafe area
rapping: Dr. Evil
what did that foo say?: Ah, crystal (wine), my moto (cell), and a couple of bihotches (guys with mops on their head as hair)...why not?

Why not, indeed. How could you turn that deal down. He's living it up JAIL STYLE! word.

I think its time to look up a Random Word in the Dictionario...
thats right kids!
here we go, todays word is: ok I can't find the dictionary, so lets switch gears and do Thesaurus Tiempo!

This one is better anyway...
Imagine this: you're in a real mess because you can't find another word for ornament. This is common, don't panic. Take a deep breath and say, "Oh, I just love the way your christmas tree looks with all those embellishments on it."
Embarassing situation evaded.

The kid with the best lines of monday night was...
(drum roll)
(the roll, being made of bread, falls apart)
(I cry)
FRANKIE!!

He is my brothers friend and it hilarious. He doesnt seem 13 at all. Tony was gonna give him a dollar to get s'mo fireword for the bonfire. And when he returns he had one big piece and 4 other smaller ones. So Tony is all, You're not getting a dollar for that.
Frankie goes: Can I say something? I was chased by dogs.
And he didnt drop any wood.
Needless to say, Tony gave him a dollar bc he danced around in laughter after frankie said that.
Priceless

Today was the goodbye. Many of you know of Liz Rivalsi, she's won many Phrase's o the Week and said/done funny things. Well today she left for the college. Three hugs and a bunch of tears. An "I'll miss you." Followed up by, "I love you." I really do love her. It was hard to drive home when tears keep falling. I gave her three hugs because after each one it didnt feel like it was enough. How do you say goodbye to 5 years of spending like everyday together. It's not the end of the world, I'll see her in a month. But it still makes me sad. JEALOUS?!

Today I sat in Burger King all alone in a room of empty chairs.
I didn't feel alone.

Backround Info on what you JUST read: Yeah i SO wrote that on a napkin.

Today was some serious beach house fun. Adventures at the creek, climbing big rocks, watching fish freak out in the water. They kept leaping out of the water like it was their job. And after awhile I thought they were doing it as some kinda social thing, or to just mess with my head. The succeeded. Oh and sunsets are bridy.

Yeah i said bridy.
it's advanced votabulary.

I just love my family

Each day I have been spending WAY too much time in my car. I keep driving back and forth from my house and community of Lake Grove and then going about 25 mins out to the Beach House in Bathing Hollow. Its totally worth the drive. And as I just wrote that I realize the i guess its called symbolism in having to drive back and forth. At one end are my friends and the other is my family.

When I first drove out to the beach I was all stressed bc I knew I'd have to be driving back and forth like a mad man to see all my friends for "last" hangouts. And my dad said: Welcome to the real world. He was best friends with these guys in college and high school and used to hang out with them everyday. Now they are lucky to hang out once a month. Those are the things he tells me. And at one end it makes me sad, but then it makes me really happy. Cuz I know I'll be doing the same thing too. I'll be hanging out with these people for the rest of my life. Even if it is only once a month.

There was something I wanted to write about and then I fordot it. Don't you hate that?! I hate that. You know what else I hate. Math. and scary monsters. Monsters that do Math would probably me the scariest thing in the world for me to see. I'd prob pass out upon seeing it. I hope the monster won't eat me.

To Jon:

Of course you can sign my wall.

From,
Col

So the first annual Get To Know Your Boss Better Day was a total disaster. Appearently our boss "was confused" and in a fit or rage he ripped down all of our signs and threatened to fire ppl. Hopefully next year will be better.

Quote of the week:
If I was rich, I'd buy a crappy car to hit stupid people.
-Katie Woz

She got kinda mad when people were cutting the line to exit jones beach. But even if she wasnt angry I bet she'd say the same thing. Hey, I would do it too. I cant stand stupid people. They should be tossed off the end of the earth, along with ppl who walk slow.

As we were coming home from the concert which was really great, a Pathmark truck cut us off and liz said: I'm never going there again.
So I want all of you to boycott Pathmark bc their truck drivers are crazy mo-fos.

Lack of updates is due to beach house fun. The first night was great I spent some quality time with the fam. Played King of the Raft which I totally won everytime cuz it was against my brother who is skinny and his friend franky who is short. But once I play with someone bigger than me...I think I'll lose my reign.
Oh and Frankie threw up. Then before I was about to shower he very seriously comes up to me and says: Oh, Colleen..uh, there is still some vomit on the bowl. "on the bowl" what a great line. He projected that stuff, had a splatter pattern on the wall. And he also told me that after he threw up there was a piece of chicken from dinner still on the bowl. Naturally, I was JEALOUS!

In addition: My mom is a selfish DirtBag and will admit to this too. She's proud of it. Freaking dirtbag.