Lactaid Lady: what would you do if i turned into an old chinese man
FJive45: uhhh
FJive45: buy new clothes

I wonder what she would buy. Perhaps a nice pair of jeans, or cargo pants. I bet Old Navy is having a sale. If I owned Old Navy I would sell all the clothes and and replace them with cake. Cake clothes. They'd be yummy. People would NEVER be hungy. But you know eventually someone is gonna screw up when they are making the cake clothes and then there is a hang nail in it and someone chokes and the health department is then breathing down my neck and then I have to buy back all the regular clothes...millions are out of a job. All because of a damn hang nail. What a shame. I guess I'll just have to be a vet instead because I loves me some ammitables!

I saw the movie signs. wow what a crazy movie. at one point the suspense was too much for Merry and I to handle, so we held hands. But this was no ordinary hand holding. This was a grip of fear. It lasted about 15 mins and then I couldnt feel my hand anymore and Merry got a cramp, thank God the suspense was over or we prob would have molded to each other.

I always wanted a siamese twin. [sigh]

The days series of events went as follows:
-wakey wakey
-Jon's hizzy and Notorious BIG
- lobstaaah!
- Austin Powers

-Wakey Wakey: I woke up. Duh, I basically flat out told you in the title. freakin' moron

-Jon's hizzy..: So I got to Jon's hizzy where the mac daddy's are all chizillin (like villians), and after Pimp Master Dave left..the remaining gangstazz decided wez a gonna go in da pool. The gangstazz were Jon, Tony, Jesse, and myself. And we start free stylin' to da rhyme of BIG. And did you know....he says, "I Eat Cat" and I KNOW this is true cuz Jesse told us and Jesse is the reincarnation of BIG so he would know. That's right, sir. Biggy didnt die, he just became a skinny white kid in suburbia. AKA low profile.
It doesnt end there. Jesse and I talked like Snoop Dog on the rizzide hizzome. Das right. Fizzy in this hizzy. And if you want to talk about soda being fizzy then you say, "yo, dis soda be izzy fizzy"...drop the "f" off the first fizzy. It's simple grammar.

-I had lobster of the 1st time today. Muy bien. Our waitress at first was rude to Pat Shiel and then turned nice. She over hear us talking about if you would sacrifice some random persons life in order for you to gain happiness. And she said she'd kill them. Would you?

-Austin Powers: freakin' great. Go see it, just for the beginning even if you hate austin powers. Do it. Or else I'll spread all those nasty rumors about you!

(GASP!)

Check it out...New saying.

Isn't it cute?! I recently told Liz that I am SO sweet I think I'm made of candies.
A revolutionary candy. It'll be called rev-Oh-ution. The "Oh" is for the reaction you will have. A reaction of greatness. You will love its taste and question your life. You will quit your job and work for my candy factory. The candy factory will eventually take over the world as I create a candy race. Taffy people. The future is bright.

Oh it's so Bridy!

Hark!: say...what's that noise? I know! It's thunder. boo-yah.

Boy it's cold: Today I had to go into the storage fridge at work, or what I like to call...The North Pole, and I was looking for an ice. Not just any ice, but an ice buried in the frozen tundra. So I'm looking and I'm all cold n such. Then I realize, hey my nose hairs are frozen. That's right it was so cold my nose hair froze. It was pretty scary. Needless to say I got out of that situation pretty quick.

Me and TV have a love hate relationship
I love it for the world is shows me
and I hate that the world doesnt exist.
[shakes fist!]

I'm thinking of a motto change. I'll tell you when I change it. Look forward to that tomorrow. It's be the BEST thing you see all day. Guaranteed. Or your money back.

...although you never gave me money for anything. Wait, I'm doing this crap for free? What the F?! This is all Ziggy's fault. You know why? Cuz his comic strip is NEVER funny. Ever.

that is all.