Last night I watched one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on TV. Second to that man who had a tree branch up his ass is MTV's True Life series. This one was called, I have a phobia. It showcased 4 people; one afraid of cats, talking to girls, flying, and of course...midgets.

What?

You want to know her rational behind it. She said, "they could be anywhere and jump out and attach themselves to my leg or something."
I can't even tell you how many times midgets have just jumped from the bushes and grabbed my leg and held on for MILES.

Throughout the show I kept thinking..."Wow, I'm so lucky I'm not you."

I would just like to have it known that I just listened to Can't Touch This by MC Hammer in my room. There was many a head bobble.

I havent updated because I dont feel like I have anything interesting to report on. Things keep moving, my weeks are so packed that suddenly I'm like.."Holy crap! It's Wed, the week is half over."

I was leaving to go to class and one of my residents came out of her room with pig tales and a pink spandex jumper. It was like she was taken straight out of an 80s exercise video. I stopped short and actually said, "What the...?"

She told me it was exaggeration day in her class. She seemed embarrassed, and rightfully so...But I told her it was awesome.

My residents are really cool.