Saturday, June 14, 2003

Last night I hear this noise and its a type of heavy breathing. I figure it was my dad snoring at first cuz he snores loud at times. But the sound was too close. I look toward the end of my bed and there is my cat. She was freaking snoring. What is that? I think I'll open up a ride or display.

Come see LUCKY the AMAZING SNORING CAT!

I'm unsure of the cover charge but the hot dogs will be ridiculously over priced.

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

I'm watching tv and this commercial comes on Ultimate Kenny G.
I guess his sales arent doing so good so he needs to go out and promote it. You can check out the website to see is this truely is the ULTIMATE in Kenny G. www.ultimatekennyg.com

Best part was him walking on the beach, the sun and wind blowing his curls, and his clarinet over his shoulder.
I GOT to see him in concert. I bet he rocks so hard.

Monday, June 09, 2003

Today I bought two shirts from American Eagle. 18 bucks total. One says China and the other says California. The Cali one is so comfy. I love it. And the China one...hello! China! and it has a panda bear. You cant beat that.

Sunday, June 08, 2003

Late at night I turn on Channel 41 and lo and behold American Gladiators was on. Oh my gasp! So I'm all watching it and talking to Liz when I asked what her gladiator name would be, because as soon as I saw Laser getting ready for the Joust and his name sparkling on his elastic suit I wanted to know what I would call myself.
My conclusion...
THE JUICE

when I get angry I'd be like...You Spilled THE JUICE!
and then when i beat them I'm like....OOOH DRINK YOUR JUICE!

and i could endorse several refreshing beverages.
then THE JUICE could get a sweet ass house and it would be on Cribs.