Late at night I turn on Channel 41 and lo and behold American Gladiators was on. Oh my gasp! So I'm all watching it and talking to Liz when I asked what her gladiator name would be, because as soon as I saw Laser getting ready for the Joust and his name sparkling on his elastic suit I wanted to know what I would call myself.
My conclusion...
THE JUICE

when I get angry I'd be like...You Spilled THE JUICE!
and then when i beat them I'm like....OOOH DRINK YOUR JUICE!

and i could endorse several refreshing beverages.
then THE JUICE could get a sweet ass house and it would be on Cribs.