The past weekend my RA staff and I spent time creating a custom made slip and slide. Was it awesome? Uh...yeah. So if you too are interested in unending fun/joy/happiness feel free to find a target. Once inside head over to the sporting goods section. Check out the camping isle, grab yo'self a tarp or two as well as some stakes to pin it to the ground. Now the tarp will be 8x10 so cut each one in half, duct tape them together and use the stakes.

Simple application of water does just fine, however, for amplified enjoyment get Baby Oil. This may bring up problems later on because you will feel a tad greasy but that's nothing a good couple of showers won't take care of.

Surely this will result in the most of you will experience in your lifetime.

oh, and...
YOU'RE WELCOME.