Hey kids quess what? Today I went over to Target for my interview and I had not one, but two...count 'em two interviews in one sitting and boy and I excited. Why is this? Cuz tomorrow I get to pee in a cup so they can see if I've been hanging out with Mary Jane. So that means I pass and they'll give me a call in like a week or less. Hopefully I get hired. Everything went well. Only thing was afterwards while doing my hw I realized I put down I'd like to work 28-30 hours a week. Thats a whole lot of hours. Surely I'll lose my entire social life...no one will call anymore [on the brink of tears]. But I figure let me work my bum off for like a week and then I'll start to work like 25 hours a week. They said they were flexable, so I want to see a cartwheel.

Speaking of cartwheels I think its time for some General Food Bashing:
Soup is stupid
Lettuce is dirty
Ice cream...well I like ice cream
but I HATE bananas they think their better than everyone else...what-ever!

As many of you know, I am a closet fan of rap and I totally love the new Eminem song "Without me." It so great, yo!

Anyway, today I hung out with Liz and Merry at Port Jeff. Now an interesting/extremely creepy thing happened to us on the drive there. Liz was sitting in the back and this guy pulled up about 40yrs old and was looking at her so she waved being all nice, thinking he was a nice dad and would casually wave back. Only she was wrong, DEAD wrong. He in return did a sly smile-nod as if he was trying to pick her up. She got freaked and told us, we looked at him and he was still smiling so we basically laughed at him. And as we pulled up to the light he decides that even though he has plenty of room ahead of him in his lane, he is going to stay next to us. He stayed a bit too long and we all got skeeved out. He had this crazy look in his eye like he wanted to F us; but I mean who doesnt?! We are some fine ladies.

In addition to this we also had some Crack flavored ice-cream, or at least imagined that we did. Then we shared some food...not a shower!! I just wanted to clear that up. Thank you.

Naturally the song O the day is: Eminem-Without Me also Foo Fighters - Aurora

I apologize for all of those who live to read blogspots. I know how annoying it is when people dont update. Plus I mean I'm sure you're addicted to my hilarious antics so going through a drought of funny must have had some negative side effects like murder.

Now I have held out on you long enough, here it comes, The Phrase Of The Week [echo]
I dont even know the girls name who said the phrase, lets call her Mertle. Mertle was playing against my soccer team on a late Sunday afternoon, when one of my teammates, who will remain anonymous, "accidentally" knocked her down. Mertle is kinda dirtbagish...and proof of this is found when she said:

She is SO lucky I'm still on probation.

Our only question was, probation for what?! Obviously not being good at soccer...oh snap. If she read that I'm sure she'd hunt me down cuz Mertle is crazy like that, or so I assume.

To Ms.Slip:
I wuv woo
From Mr. Skid [with the shoes]