Friday, October 25, 2002

Phrase O the Week...again goes to another teacher. Joey the acting teacher. Yet again he amuses us when he talks. Today we were doing this exercise where we had to go to different "stations" around the room and perform a certain task. For example, stand on a box and say our fave movie to the stage light ahead of us, or when we had to howl like a wolf. You know, the usual...So after we said our fave movie he decided to mix it up and tells us we can say whatever we want on the box next time round. He said it was our freestyle. Naturally we asked if he wanted us to be rapping. He laughed and said:

Is that what the kids mean by it.

It was even funnier because early in the class we harassed him for not knowing what a online profile was. So it was a joke that he was SO OLD that he was out of the loop, meanwhile he's like 27.

Note: Anyone who doesn't know what an online profile is AND is over the age of 30, don't worry it's ok, don't feel insecure.

FINALLY THE ANSWERS WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
Unkie George gets a second Daily Shout Out equipped with a Mad-Phat Big Ups.
He states and I quote:

"So where do the crayons come from......
I believe that Crayola has some volcanic mountain factory that they use. That could explain how they melt the wax, and the varying temperatures of heat can cause the color changes, which explains why they come up with such unusual color names... but you notice they never give you depressing color names, like flu mucus green or bad bruise yellow.
Crayons are a happy thing, that is why i believe they use rolling papers to wrap the melted wax. After the peeps finish the product they may be getting happy, which explains the names like sunset orange and sky blue....man!
My other question is: Why are children always so happy while coloring? THE CRAYONS ARE WRAPPED IN ROLLING PAPERS. Now the contents inside are non-habit forming, but one could only imagine the consequences."

How do you like them appies. Yeah I said Appies!


Thursday, October 24, 2002

So the other day I was sitting round my room and SNL was on. They were doing a judge judy sketch and Samual L Jackson twas hosting and he was playing a NOT very educated man who used the word falsify towards the other womans claim. Judge Judy, aka Cheri Oteri, then says.. Oh as in Untruthitude. Mr.Jackson says, yeah. Then JJ says, oh now I understandify. It reminded me of George W because he is not a very educated man.

Also my courtrooms and communication teacher, who has gotten Shout Outs before for saying wicked...Anyhoo! He's also my advisor and last class we had to sign up to meet him for schedualing classes. The Title of the paper read:

Dis is Da Sign up sheet.

Now I ask you, How great is that?! Best Advisor EVER!

Daily Shout Out:
To: Unkie George
Why: because he done gone and likes ma site. Gotta love the fans, my people, personas, peeps...yum peeps.

Tuesday, October 22, 2002

I confess I havent made any head way on this crayon business. I'm slacking. But maybe if anyone has something interesting they can email me

cooleen8@hotmail.com

You, my people, have the chance to be heard. Cease the day!

Anyway I have a new and different sock story. This time it involves a black sock.

The Black Sock...

A couple days ago I did my laundry. I went through the usual routine of putting clothes into the washer, then transfering them over to the dryer. When the dryer was done I took all my clothes out and put them into my laundry bag, brought them back to my dorm. Then, as I was started folding things and putting them back I notice a lone black sock. Now, I only wear short white ankle socks, although I have no problems with black socks, don't get me wrong. But this sock didn't belong to me. And I dont remember seeing any other clothes in the washer or dryer. And I know I looked in the dryer because someone had a note on it like they still had stuff in it, only they didnt. So I have NO idea where this sock came from. And naturally I used some sticky tack and put it on my wall. That way I can tell everyone about it and see if they know whose it is. So for, no claimers.

And so he is...The Orphan Sock.

Word of the day: Skizz-ety, the newest installment of sketty

Sunday, October 20, 2002

I almost forgot. To end the suspense to my recent Question O the Day: How are crayons made?

I was looking for some crazy answer like, they are made from grandmas or motor oil, or giant flying purple dinosaurs. But No! No such luck. Everyone took me seriously and was like...

Uh, wax. Wax and dye.

So there you have it. The boring REAL answer as to what crayons are made with. Although, GASP! they didnt answer HOW they are made, just what they are made of...THere is still hope. My quest is not over. Hark! I shall discover the truth.

It's time for me to (do do da doo doot!) Update!
WOrd to all those mothers out there. You be schoolin' da kids.
I dunno what I'm talking about.

Ok now for the bizness. So yeah, I saw Ben Kweller and Ben Folds at Geneseo college...let me tell you, let me tell you this...It was AMAZING. Ben Folds is the best performer to see live as of now. I make this statement on very limited knowledge but I make it none the less. And so it tis. I want to be him for a day and go crazy on the piano. I love he.

Seeing my good friend Dave again since we departed some 2 and a half months ago twas good. I miss his crazy antics. He piercing deep voice and his yelling SHA-CACA! into merry's ear everyday in high school. Oh the fun.

I also go to see Liz and Jesse. Good times. We don't really do much though. I've come to realize that the best times we have together are just hanging around and BSing. We are pretty low maintainance (wow that word looks horribly wrong).
Oh we also established our future together. We're all going to be a part of a production company that does movies and tv. Sudhanshu will run everything, Jesse will get the visions, I can do tv and help with the visions, Liz will be my casting director, and Tony will be the inter-changable handiman: grip, lighting, the set...you know. So now Liz and Tony don't have to worry about finding a major. They can relax and enjoy the finer things in life. Like puppies, ice-cream in sugar cones, front door mats, and the ocean.

Contradicting sentence: Screw the future!

So how was your day?

Daily Shout Out:
To: Jesse
Why: Because while watching The Grinch Who Stole Xmas, somehow we included Busta Rhymes in the movie. And Jesse added one of the lines from a song of his that I found hilarious. Originally the line was: Don't this beat make my people wanna jump jump. It is now: Don't this beat make my people wanna Save Christmas!

Good Times.