I've decided to pull a Brett Farve and come out of retirement. Hopefully I won't suck.

Instead I fancy this come back to the likes of the latest installment of the Batman movies. None of that George Clooney business. What was that about? Did he leave ER for that? Check minus.

But I must recruit the troops. Propaganda is best, so I think I'll have facebook do my bidding.

Fear not! I shall keep posts short. Twitter is like the new blog. Lord knows we don't want to read more than a sentence or two. Don't want to exhaust ourselves. Plus reading is gross.