Today I have a nice story for yall about the Phrase O the Week (various cheers from studio audience). Ok here we go...
Yesterday while riding in Dan's backseat with the ever so elegant Liz I spotted the word "Yum" that was placed on the ash tray thing with 3 seperate letter stickers. I looked at it, then ran my eyes up and down liz and said "yum" as if to pick her up. We shared a laugh about it after she did the same to me after seeing the "one way" sign. Then I made an EXCELLENT whole explaination to "yum" which went alittle something like this:

Guy(awkwardly): Can I taste...test...your...cake? I dont mean that YOU are a fatting cake, your low fat. And I would like just a piece not the whole thing..

To this Liz added:

So in conclusion, (hand motion as if bringing the word to you) "YUM."

Congrats to Liz and her ability to make my abs get a work out. Good for you.

And to top off this lovely Friday, even though it doesnt feel like a friday, let's do something crazy like a Random Word Looked Up in the Dictionary (there must be a shorter thing to call that):

furrier: one who prepares or deals in fur (i.e.: the cops just arrested a fur dealer)
**I assume fur dealin' is illegal**

righjt now i am ttyping w2ioth glopvbes on, hence qa;ll; tghe crzy bad tpy./ But at lewasty my uhaqnsdsw qare wqarm,...(tosses off the gloves) Translation: But at least my hands are warm.
Gloves wont due at a time like this. If i were to continue it would totally destroy my life. I would never be able to successful use computer like activities and we all know that soon computers will take over the world. I'd probably get kicked out of the world, me and people who have fat fingers. Then I'd have to hang around in outer space with a sign that says "Any where but STUPID Computer Earth." And when a UFO stops to pick me up I imagine a convo something like this would occur:

Alien: What happened to you?
Me: I got kicked out of earth.
Alien: How come?
Me: (shows hands which are totally covered by dark blue fleece gloves)
Alien: Oh I see, fingers too big for the keyboard?
Me: Yep

**Then we would proceed to discuss the politics of having computer and technology dominate society. And he would tell me all about how he wants to Fight the System, and that Macs suck.**

Activity O the Day: Belching. (You see I'm sick with some kind of tummy bug so i belch even after eating crackers and hot tea.)

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I decided to add a new feature to the site (bits lip trying to hold back excitement).
Chris Farley: Y-You remember when you looked up a random word in the dictionary..?
Myself: Yes, Chris. I remember
Chris: (showing signs of glee) That...that was awesome.

Yes it was "awesome" so I though to myself, "Hey, why not do this each week?" So I will. Here's todays word.

prophylactic: 1 preventing or guarding from disease 2 PREVENTIVE (i.e.: Hand me that prophylactic cuz I dont want no nasty germs all up on me)

I apologize for the site acting up yesterday, it wouldnt allow me to post the following. It gets moody sometimes. Here it is:

My brother once asked why pigeons walk the way they do, with the bobbing heads as they walk and such.
I replied: "Cuz they got rhythm"

Pigeons are down with the mad-phat beats. They prob wear mini headphones that we cant see so they have a constant supply of beats to biz-ounce to. They are all pimps. But then there is that one seagull who thinks hes a pigeon....(shakes head in shame)

I like to sing dis song: Secret Agent Man by da RX Bandits

Random Word Looked Up in the Dictionary:
Ice 1: frozen water 2: a state of coldness 3: bling-bling (i.e.- You are wearing so much ice you could freeze New York)