Friday, February 15, 2002

I'm in creative writing and WOW does this computer suck. But the keyboard makes up for it, its curved outward. Anyway I thought it was kinda funny that whenever I tried to go to a site this info box would come up asking if I wanted to allow the cookie to be set. Yes I would like a cookie, but not chocolate chip, I prefer sugar or oreos.

Food for thought:

Everday is a resurrection.



Thursday, February 14, 2002

I have nothing funny to say, so I wont say anything...except for

Random Word Looked Up in the Dictionary:

extra: 1 something added 2 a special edition of a newspaper 3 an additional worker or performer (i.e.: After hiring the one stripper Joe decided to get another and tipped her with a lil something.)

Song for the Day-Special V-Day Edition: Love Stinks the Wedding Singer Version

Tuesday, February 12, 2002

So yesterday I was helping myself to some figure skating on good ol' NBC, but this wasnt just ANY figure skating this was Xtreme skating. How could it be Xtreme? Oh I'll let you in on alittle secret...(leans in and whispers) allz ya gotta do is play some hardcore punk or rap while they skate. Trust me, its amusing - especially when they seem to be skating along to the song YOU choose. I suggest trying System of a Down or They Might Be Giants and then for rap Eminem's masterpiece entitled "Kill You." Some may find the lyrics offensive but I find the violence and cursing hilarious for some reason cuz its just THAT ghetto. So I propose to make Ice Skating more popular that they actually do skate to modern songs, out with the classical crap.

I told dan about this new sport and he had this to say:

"it would spark a giant surge of popularity in figure skating everyone would be like...'oh man, that's a crazy song...oh man, they're dancing on ice to it,' 'i wish i could dance on ice to that' and everyone would become figure skaters and the world would be a more beautiful place think about it...we would have ice instead of roads cause everyone would ice skate to their ice skating involved jobs. Zamboni's would become the car of choice. I think we need to build a time travel device that allows us to go to this super happy ice skating future."

The future generations always have it better...until the sun explodes.

Monday, February 11, 2002

I am having a massive Dashboard Confessional session right now. They have such great songs to sing. I wish I was on stage playing the guitar singing my heart out. I'd love to do that one day, if I get a good voice. Do you know where I can find one?

Today I was going through my agenda and I realized the little quotes on the side. Some of them are pretty clever and funny, I was in shock. I'd like to share some with you. It'll be like your daily affrimation (10 bucks says I spelled that wrong)

Famous last words:
That's odd.

There there is this...
Chickens: the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

And now I'd like to share an Ad I made up for everyday things:
Garbage Can...If you live in one of these you're probably homeless.

Hurray for TV!!


Sunday, February 10, 2002

If there is one thing I learned from Mice and Men besides the fun of pretending to be Lenny, its that the best laid plans of mice and men often fall apart. The more I try to plan out my life the more room there is for error, and I noticed it yesterday. I'm starting to wonder how the hell I'm gonna do this. I know its not supposed to be easy, especially with Show Biz stuff, but I guess I got a taste of the future. Now I'm having a teenage mid-life crisis. Do I got to school for a BA in Theatre OR go for Communications and work my way up?

Such is life. Filled with questions. I just hope I pick the right answer.

I am singing this: The Best Deceptions by Dashboard Confessional...they rule so much.

Mr.T Saying to Remember: Quit da jibba jabba foo!