Friday, May 17, 2002

Stupid site! I wrote this whole cool thing yesterday and went to post it and it didnt and now i need to do it again.. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow.

You know what's annoying? When you think one of your friends is an all-out, fully-blown spy and you are so wrong. For years I thought Liz was a spy and then yesterday and today her profile stated, "i'm not a total spy." Well she still must be alittle bit of a spy so there is some hope. But i guess I need to cancle out all the extreme spy pranks I had set, and the spy cake, and the spy socks, and the spy car....it's all going back to the CIA. (sigh)

Uh yeah, Star Wars was great. Although not going to school kinda messed up my sense of routine and what day it was. Crazy school.

Oh and mad props to Tony for selling that ticket when the rest of us were too scared. 15 dollars yall. And it wasnt an undercover cop either. How impressive.

This is for Merry: This doth blow


Wednesday, May 15, 2002

Bring Sally up
Bring Sally down
something something, mumble yeah...
(clap, clap, clap, etc.)

Days like this I wish somehow music would play freely from the sky, and not like crappy music. Good time music. Life would be so much cooler if music was set to everything. If you were running around playing a sport it would energize you, if something bad was gonna happen if would warn you, after a cheesy joke you'd hear the ba-dump-bump of a drum, when you found love there would be that usual love music...that way you'd know. But no. Life can't be cool like that. All i'm asking is for some background music. Is that so much to ask?

I need something new. I've been tasting it, and I like it.

Oh and guess who isn't going to school tomorrow to see Star Wars...go ahead guess...How did you know? I can't wait to not be in school for a day. How nice, and brity. Speaking of Star Wars today in gym we did flying squirrel and Philly Pip pretended to be Bubba Fett. I'm kinda afraid of his open love for SW. Personally I went for the Peter Pan pose while flying.

Lastly I am going to introduce a new segment. Its called Examples of Sarcasm:
Scenerio: girl comes into school with a neon flowered dress
Sarcasm to her: Hey, uh, nice dress...very subtle.

Thank you!
I'll be here all week.


Tuesday, May 14, 2002

"I realized then that a man who lived only one day could easily live for 100 years in prison. He would have enough memories to keep him from being bored. In a way, it was an advantage."
-The Stranger [pg 79]

I read that this morning in english and I thought it was pretty cool. I read it now and it doesnt really make sense to anyone but me. So good luck, unless you can read my mind. You can do it if you try real hard. It's kinda like bringing tinker bell back to life, you just have to believe. That probably doesnt make sense either. Oh well...I tried

So I have discovered the greatness of Ben Folds Five. I just love those mad-phat beats. Rock on!

I feel like I'm a part of a tv show thats seen its better days and now I'm waiting for the season finale.


Monday, May 13, 2002

Its rainin' men outside. It's horrible. All those poor men are falling from the sky to their doom. It's going to take the gov't a couple of days to clean up all the bodies. I wish it never rained men. Why not buckets? Those aren't alive. It's all that song's fault, you know the one that the Weather Sisters sing: It's raining men. If it wasn't for them all those innocent beautiful men wouldn't be smashed against the pavement. Plus it never actually rains anymore so we're in a severe drought.

I hate sellouts.
But I do like puddling!

Sunday, May 12, 2002

Happy Monkey Day!! Don't fo-det to hug your monkey and say you love it.

This is cool: "And my aim in my life is to make pictures and drawings, as many and as well as I can; then, at the end of my life, I hope to pass away, looking back with love and tender regret, and thinking, 'Oh, the pictures I might have made!'"
--Vincent van Gogh--

Thats what happens when you have to do a suicide report on Van Gogh...you find cool quotes from him, even if he was insane.

Phrase O the Week goes to ME!! [evil laughter] I win. You losed. Anyway, today merry's computer decided to suck and she said that, "This computer = CRAP" to which I, being of supreme humor, wittingly retorted with:

get out? An actual comPOOder.

Of course my quote would include poo. But I mean, what else would you expect. If it was about puppies or candy canes you'd be like, 'oh Col is becoming such a softly, she never talks about that poop anymore. Shes so boring without it.' Well NO I AINT! Shut your mouth! You don't know me....or maybe you do?

Anyway, time to cut and paste my report together...shhh, don't tell the teacher.