Couple of things.

1) I went to Philly to see Merry at Villanova. Twas great. We discovered new vocab:

J-hole: which I called Merry, she asked me what it meant, and I laughted histerically because I had no idea. It was later suggested it was jelly filling.

Monk-hole: I dunno, same as j-hole, makes no sense.

Ex: shortened version of Excellent

opin: shortened version of opinion, most often used as "in my opin"

Abrase: shortened version of abrasive often used with "in my opin that's abrase"

Fizz Market: a place in which crazy things are sold at. Example: You can't sell that here, take that to the Fizz Market.

Lunch Box: A place in which to put something. "Why don't you stick that in your lunch box"

2) While at Villanova I watched several episodes of The Golden Girls. It is def better than I thought it was. And we made bets on what would happen. I bet a 2 minute massage that Bea Arthur's character Dorithy would go on a date and she TOTALLY did.

3) Pat and I were watching Extreme Makeover, which is one of the most depressing shows I've ever seen...Anyway this guy got plastic surgery and when he revealed his "new" self one of his friends said, "he has lips now!" Needless to say, Pat and I convulsed in laughter on the couch.

As I walked into my brothers room to return the checkered red and black dress he claimed was "moms" which one Merry McOlvin wore last night as her, Lisa, and I pretended we were middle aged women on the way to the church social, my brother Shawn and cousin Patrick were playing a video game. The conversation went as follows:

Colleen: I'm just returning your dress.
Pat: Did you iron it?
Colleen: No.
(she puts the dress into the closet)
Colleen: Are you guys playing that 007 game?
Shawn: Yeah
(all watch the television screen)
Colleen: I didn't know it's a two player.
(she looks carefully at the characters)
Colleen: (to Pat) Are you a woman?
Shawn: We both are. He's Mya and I'm Regina.

(she left the room with the determination to quote the hell out of that)

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