Day Nine:
Who's Awake? - Col's awake...before noon!
Where'd we go? - Seal Beach, not for seals though. Aunt Kay and Uncle Joe remain some of the nicest people in the world. John Peter's kids are still adorable and goregous. Jonathon told blonde jokes, Andrea is the tanest person in the universe..its the egyptian in her.
Why aren't they home? - So we follow directions, get to their house, but it looked like their not home. So we go up and knock. No answer. Knock again. No answer. Open the mail slot to look in. No lights on. Liz sees an asian lady. So then we decide to wait in the car. About 5 mins later Merry asked if it was the right house. Liz checks. Yeah, we were off by one.
Imagine if those people were home?!
When are old men funny? - for "Uncle Pete" it's all the time. He encourages all to be crazy but careful. He tells jokes like it's his job. A fly was hanging around his hearing aid.
What accent? - New Yorkers have accents compared to cali folk. Subtle, like water, walking, strawberry, cherry, orange, chocolate. It was fun comparing. How do you say apple?
How about that music? - Jonathon asked if I ever heard of Snoop Dog.
Thats Tight!
Revelation: my group of friends have created our own language. We can't properly represent NY because even our fellow NYers would hear what we say and go...What?
ex) Tra, ser, def, tot, prob, aws, snap...
Saturday, July 13, 2002
Day Eight:
Point/Counterpoint:
Merry and Liz - Wake up, Colleen
Colleen - No
My attempts to go back to sleep were sabotaged. However, my mom called and said to wake up, a truck came for me, I got a penny for my thoughts, and got to nap with a cucumber and tomato.
El Pollo Loco: Crazy chicken that didnt like my stomach so it hurty worty. But it was so goodie woodie.
Groundlings: the director lady had one HUGE dimple and would trail off at the end of her sentences with a mixture of excitement and clapping. Naturally we mocked her, even if she was sitting right next to us. Liz madeout with Benjamine Sommat from The Nanny. We all hid our upper lips. We basically ran the show. They took our suggestions of Underpants Factory and A Giant Meatball. Saw Micheal McDonald's underpants (he is Stewart from Mad TV).
Show Highlights:
The fairies that replaced her REAL son with a turd
You damn Jackass!
Old man Jeff - make him doubt himself...and the naps he took in the corner
See you next year!
This one's shaking
On top of old smokey all covered with cheese, I lost my poor hmmm-mmm.
Because I love you (huge gasp!)
Will she, Wont she?- Ya see, I sweat a lot. And even though some people look into deorderant n such, Merry and Liz assured me that suicide is the best answer. People like you more post mordem...aka dead.
Word of the day: The B word and Yeah!
Later on: smoked up a kitty, Merry hides her sass in her fass, and I'm the masta of da Rhyme.
"it's cuz their old." - Liz
Tomorrow: EARTHQUAKES!
Point/Counterpoint:
Merry and Liz - Wake up, Colleen
Colleen - No
My attempts to go back to sleep were sabotaged. However, my mom called and said to wake up, a truck came for me, I got a penny for my thoughts, and got to nap with a cucumber and tomato.
El Pollo Loco: Crazy chicken that didnt like my stomach so it hurty worty. But it was so goodie woodie.
Groundlings: the director lady had one HUGE dimple and would trail off at the end of her sentences with a mixture of excitement and clapping. Naturally we mocked her, even if she was sitting right next to us. Liz madeout with Benjamine Sommat from The Nanny. We all hid our upper lips. We basically ran the show. They took our suggestions of Underpants Factory and A Giant Meatball. Saw Micheal McDonald's underpants (he is Stewart from Mad TV).
Show Highlights:
The fairies that replaced her REAL son with a turd
You damn Jackass!
Old man Jeff - make him doubt himself...and the naps he took in the corner
See you next year!
This one's shaking
On top of old smokey all covered with cheese, I lost my poor hmmm-mmm.
Because I love you (huge gasp!)
Will she, Wont she?- Ya see, I sweat a lot. And even though some people look into deorderant n such, Merry and Liz assured me that suicide is the best answer. People like you more post mordem...aka dead.
Word of the day: The B word and Yeah!
Later on: smoked up a kitty, Merry hides her sass in her fass, and I'm the masta of da Rhyme.
"it's cuz their old." - Liz
Tomorrow: EARTHQUAKES!
Friday, July 12, 2002
Day Seven:
"Morning" Fun: had a hand-off. Merry won with a stomp o the foot. Liz gave in but alas! she stompted! Then tried to hide behind the fridge. But I said that I did it (guilty as charged). In other news, I cut the english muffin wrong so I stabbed myself.
Magic Mountain: Bets on the temp. were made; 101, 103, 107, 104. ooooh it was 102 as we stepped out of the car. So no one won. Thats junk. However, it was my first time feeling hundred digit weather. Yep! (once again, I speech real good) 1st corndog was eaten, freakin 4.50. I tried to take Liz's brain. Went on a water ride and OF COURSE I'm wearing a white tank top and OF COURSE, who is the 1st one soaked? uh, me. Merry hydroplaned on a puddle with her flip flops and splashed Liz on purpose! Thats SO mean! (Enter floor it music here) We then shared our American Pride. Proud to me an American...with nazi undertones.
Later: Watched "Is this your dog?" and Crank Yankers is ober
Oldschool AND Wonderful: (hick voice) I like beans
A Conversation: about David Letterman's redo of an Oprah show
Me: What's with the boo-hoo?
Liz: Oprah does that.
Me: Really?
Liz: I dunno.
Unkie Val is Crazy!:
example - guy dies and he says, "adios Mo-Fo" cept he DIDNT say mo-fo.
example again - Julia Roberts country singin Ex...appearently she couldnt french kiss him cuz her tongue would get stuck. I think HE madeout with him!
Infomercials: The Juice Man. Now what made this man think, "Hey, you know what? I'm gonna make my eyebrows insane." Maybe it was the chinese people. "Apple, ok. Apple."
"Morning" Fun: had a hand-off. Merry won with a stomp o the foot. Liz gave in but alas! she stompted! Then tried to hide behind the fridge. But I said that I did it (guilty as charged). In other news, I cut the english muffin wrong so I stabbed myself.
Magic Mountain: Bets on the temp. were made; 101, 103, 107, 104. ooooh it was 102 as we stepped out of the car. So no one won. Thats junk. However, it was my first time feeling hundred digit weather. Yep! (once again, I speech real good) 1st corndog was eaten, freakin 4.50. I tried to take Liz's brain. Went on a water ride and OF COURSE I'm wearing a white tank top and OF COURSE, who is the 1st one soaked? uh, me. Merry hydroplaned on a puddle with her flip flops and splashed Liz on purpose! Thats SO mean! (Enter floor it music here) We then shared our American Pride. Proud to me an American...with nazi undertones.
Later: Watched "Is this your dog?" and Crank Yankers is ober
Oldschool AND Wonderful: (hick voice) I like beans
A Conversation: about David Letterman's redo of an Oprah show
Me: What's with the boo-hoo?
Liz: Oprah does that.
Me: Really?
Liz: I dunno.
Unkie Val is Crazy!:
example - guy dies and he says, "adios Mo-Fo" cept he DIDNT say mo-fo.
example again - Julia Roberts country singin Ex...appearently she couldnt french kiss him cuz her tongue would get stuck. I think HE madeout with him!
Infomercials: The Juice Man. Now what made this man think, "Hey, you know what? I'm gonna make my eyebrows insane." Maybe it was the chinese people. "Apple, ok. Apple."
Wednesday, July 10, 2002
Day Five:
A Late Start: woke up a couple times but only got up at 1:15. It's impressive, and sad.
Speech Probs: I can't speech at all today: example: snots!, godchild, gloss, dogfaced killa, etc.
Videotaped Virtual Tour of the digital casa: I got lost in Africa, saw children covered in cement, looked for a lost dog, pet a kitty, saw the white house, saw the clone garden...they were in the fetal stage
Unkie Ken Hangout Time: went to starlight chinese place and saw a wall of pictures of the customers. A baby was healthy and eating healthy, others looked like moviestar, and then merry stole the pic with two men who eat brown rice and it makes them more healthy. Saw a fish flop...a sad death. SVA vs SIA ( School of Imaginery Arts) blank walls n such, they imagine beating ppl up.
World Mysteries: I dont understand why ppl with beards of bees try to shave...with honey non the less. And why merry went cliff diving into a rocky quary. Some people confoose me.
A Shame: everyone has stolen something of zero value except for me and it's MY mission. What the F is that?
Discovery: sherbert is good
Did you hear that?: Freak whiste-er=Liz. Always Whistling!
Think bout dis: A crazy old fart. How does an old fart stay alive for that long. Rumor has it, they disapate into the air. I guess thats why its crazy.
Jimmy Newtron: the movie that will make your kids rape you. Hey, its happens
Homesickness strikes: Liz misses her na-na and the questions asked.
Liz's Revenge: she scared the crap out of Merry since her attempts on me over the years have been unsuccessful.
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Day Six:
New Word: Muggin'
Real World Reruns Strike Again!: Yeah, they are addicting AND fun to watch
Mad Crazy Search For: Jam or some sort of Jelly to go on toast. In the search I found an evil tomato with horns and a butt.
Fun with Glasses: my glasses were making me look crazy cuz they were all crooked n such
Cruised: 'round Cali all by ourselves. Blasted the radio. Read a magazine. Realized how embarrassing it must be to buy old people diapers. There is no hiding that.
A Convo at the Dinner Table: Unkie Val eats bunnies. I made friends with a brick that I talk to. opposi thinking; right way is to puff at the air, wrong way is to puff and hmm....(gasp!) WRONG! -> this bred a teacher who is fired cuz they are always surprised and yelling at the kids...(gasp!) NOT TRUE!
Liz Killed Me: with lightsabers and limbs and killing knives
A New Game: we played a three person triangle coin game and the neighbors saw us. Note: Liz wants Nerf stuff.
White Gravy Sinerio: Aunt Donna said she was going to throw out the white gravy and Unkie Val got sad so he then ate more mash dtados to finish up some o the gravy before the mountain lion bears could get to it.
Facts:
1) Old Man and Humpback Whale are the same when acted out.
2) Bunnies wiggle their noses.
Uh-oh Skeetie-Os..she knows!: Aunt Donna told us that she got a faulty box of cookies from Knotts Berry Farm. They were mysteriously half eaten. We all agreed it was best for her to bring them back.
A Late Start: woke up a couple times but only got up at 1:15. It's impressive, and sad.
Speech Probs: I can't speech at all today: example: snots!, godchild, gloss, dogfaced killa, etc.
Videotaped Virtual Tour of the digital casa: I got lost in Africa, saw children covered in cement, looked for a lost dog, pet a kitty, saw the white house, saw the clone garden...they were in the fetal stage
Unkie Ken Hangout Time: went to starlight chinese place and saw a wall of pictures of the customers. A baby was healthy and eating healthy, others looked like moviestar, and then merry stole the pic with two men who eat brown rice and it makes them more healthy. Saw a fish flop...a sad death. SVA vs SIA ( School of Imaginery Arts) blank walls n such, they imagine beating ppl up.
World Mysteries: I dont understand why ppl with beards of bees try to shave...with honey non the less. And why merry went cliff diving into a rocky quary. Some people confoose me.
A Shame: everyone has stolen something of zero value except for me and it's MY mission. What the F is that?
Discovery: sherbert is good
Did you hear that?: Freak whiste-er=Liz. Always Whistling!
Think bout dis: A crazy old fart. How does an old fart stay alive for that long. Rumor has it, they disapate into the air. I guess thats why its crazy.
Jimmy Newtron: the movie that will make your kids rape you. Hey, its happens
Homesickness strikes: Liz misses her na-na and the questions asked.
Liz's Revenge: she scared the crap out of Merry since her attempts on me over the years have been unsuccessful.
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Day Six:
New Word: Muggin'
Real World Reruns Strike Again!: Yeah, they are addicting AND fun to watch
Mad Crazy Search For: Jam or some sort of Jelly to go on toast. In the search I found an evil tomato with horns and a butt.
Fun with Glasses: my glasses were making me look crazy cuz they were all crooked n such
Cruised: 'round Cali all by ourselves. Blasted the radio. Read a magazine. Realized how embarrassing it must be to buy old people diapers. There is no hiding that.
A Convo at the Dinner Table: Unkie Val eats bunnies. I made friends with a brick that I talk to. opposi thinking; right way is to puff at the air, wrong way is to puff and hmm....(gasp!) WRONG! -> this bred a teacher who is fired cuz they are always surprised and yelling at the kids...(gasp!) NOT TRUE!
Liz Killed Me: with lightsabers and limbs and killing knives
A New Game: we played a three person triangle coin game and the neighbors saw us. Note: Liz wants Nerf stuff.
White Gravy Sinerio: Aunt Donna said she was going to throw out the white gravy and Unkie Val got sad so he then ate more mash dtados to finish up some o the gravy before the mountain lion bears could get to it.
Facts:
1) Old Man and Humpback Whale are the same when acted out.
2) Bunnies wiggle their noses.
Uh-oh Skeetie-Os..she knows!: Aunt Donna told us that she got a faulty box of cookies from Knotts Berry Farm. They were mysteriously half eaten. We all agreed it was best for her to bring them back.
Tuesday, July 09, 2002
Day Four:
I woke up before Liz and Merry had a chance to stare at me. Ah, the tables have turned.
Knotts Berry: many "your mom" lines from Merry, Aunt Donna losing mental faith in us thus we got off Ghostrider but not before we saw 18+infinity ghosts. Then we became sluts for our old time picture...I mean we went for the "risque" setting. Liz accomplishes second mission; to get free cookies. I sneeze for attention, The Plunge bailed on us but not before making the What Am I Doing? game; some of the highlights: You're checking the nutritional labels of things..that was my guess at liz putting away books. THere was also the Underwear checker, the wild monkey that chased us, eating chocoleet pudding shakes
Back at the Hiz-ous: Liz tells me to "shut up," then proceeds to call me "insane"
New Q Word: Qwalking
Then I: forced Liz to look at evil and stole some cookies while Aunt Donna was sweepies.
I woke up before Liz and Merry had a chance to stare at me. Ah, the tables have turned.
Knotts Berry: many "your mom" lines from Merry, Aunt Donna losing mental faith in us thus we got off Ghostrider but not before we saw 18+infinity ghosts. Then we became sluts for our old time picture...I mean we went for the "risque" setting. Liz accomplishes second mission; to get free cookies. I sneeze for attention, The Plunge bailed on us but not before making the What Am I Doing? game; some of the highlights: You're checking the nutritional labels of things..that was my guess at liz putting away books. THere was also the Underwear checker, the wild monkey that chased us, eating chocoleet pudding shakes
Back at the Hiz-ous: Liz tells me to "shut up," then proceeds to call me "insane"
New Q Word: Qwalking
Then I: forced Liz to look at evil and stole some cookies while Aunt Donna was sweepies.
Monday, July 08, 2002
Day Three:
Santa Monica Peir: so many big arse expensivo houses, T-bell and funnel cakes, Ferris Wheel; scary to lean all the way back, I licked the pole, and we hid our fun from the employees. Bought; sunglasses and zip up hoody. Named a boat the SS Poopsie, watched guys paint with their fingers, saw a crazy lady yell at no one, found a cool skirt..41 bucks...no thanks, 5 dollar palm reading; long life, work with mind, not rich or poor but happy, 3 kids, appearently my bf loves me more than I think since I'm "not getting the love I want", lucky days are sat and sunday. Can you say general?
On the way back: I dared Liz to steal a little street cone and she did, but the light we were stopped at turned green so she attempted to dive back into the car. Unfortunately she dove a bit high and hit her head on the car door. Don't worry, she's ok.
At the House: discussed The Real World...we agree that Tonya sucks. Liz then tripped as she sneezed. And I discovered that the walls give me immunity from the Rath of Liz.
A shocking discovery: There is something in the In and Out burgers. We think it's the cheese. It's laced. [for the east coasters, In and Out is an AMAZING burger place where everything is made fresh and its reasonable priced]
Case in point: Colleen throws up on me - Merry
Fun with the Letter Q: Qwhat? and Qwater
Watched The Others and shared stories of unexplained and contact with other worlds.
We discussed parents eternal power and I said how one day we will have that power..."and abuse it like the rest of them" - Merry
(no offense to all the rents out there)
Informercials: Before and After "Bring It Up" breasts...Awesome.
Santa Monica Peir: so many big arse expensivo houses, T-bell and funnel cakes, Ferris Wheel; scary to lean all the way back, I licked the pole, and we hid our fun from the employees. Bought; sunglasses and zip up hoody. Named a boat the SS Poopsie, watched guys paint with their fingers, saw a crazy lady yell at no one, found a cool skirt..41 bucks...no thanks, 5 dollar palm reading; long life, work with mind, not rich or poor but happy, 3 kids, appearently my bf loves me more than I think since I'm "not getting the love I want", lucky days are sat and sunday. Can you say general?
On the way back: I dared Liz to steal a little street cone and she did, but the light we were stopped at turned green so she attempted to dive back into the car. Unfortunately she dove a bit high and hit her head on the car door. Don't worry, she's ok.
At the House: discussed The Real World...we agree that Tonya sucks. Liz then tripped as she sneezed. And I discovered that the walls give me immunity from the Rath of Liz.
A shocking discovery: There is something in the In and Out burgers. We think it's the cheese. It's laced. [for the east coasters, In and Out is an AMAZING burger place where everything is made fresh and its reasonable priced]
Case in point: Colleen throws up on me - Merry
Fun with the Letter Q: Qwhat? and Qwater
Watched The Others and shared stories of unexplained and contact with other worlds.
We discussed parents eternal power and I said how one day we will have that power..."and abuse it like the rest of them" - Merry
(no offense to all the rents out there)
Informercials: Before and After "Bring It Up" breasts...Awesome.
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