Phrase O the week goes to..(drum roll please)
LIZ! : Now I'm Impotent.

For all those guys that dont know..being impotent is HOT! More on that later.

Micheal Jackson is back, "You Rock My World" is fun to sing to...watchin him dance and such in the video.

Dont you wish that you could choose what was to happen, not only while watching tv but in life? Kinda like those books where you decide what you want to happen next and depending on what you choose there are different endings. When i was watching the yankee playoffs with Dan, I thought it would be amusing to choose what they did at bat. I wanted someone to just throw away their bat and kick the ball..all out kick. I think they would need a special metal strip on their shoe so they dont break their foot, but thats another story. But in life it would be funny if time stopped and you got to choose what was to happen. Maybe you want someone to implode, or for it to rain candy, or a big nice purple monster to hold your hand as you skip threw a meadow. Who knows. You could do whatever your lil heart desired. There would probably be a raffle, so that way everyone has a chance to win a shot at pickin what you'd like to see happen. Maximum chance of winning is 3, any more than that is unfair.
I wonder how such a system would work?....
(lifts hand to chin as I go into a deep ponderin')

Song O the Day: Bye bye Miss American Pie, the punk cover by Catch 22-performed by Jesse and the Airguitars. The fake instruments, the screaming fans, the security guards...the pep rally.

Last week a crazy ting occured to me. While coming back from the bathroom a kid from my class was coming back from the School Store. We entered the hallway going back to class at the same time. Him on the left and I on the right. In my mind I thought of a situation like you'd see on Seinfeld.
Situation (with sang. hand motions):

As we round the corner we casually glance at one another. Then, upon realization that we're from the same class, we do a double take. What makes it intense is that fact that me and this other kid are rivals, cuz he always beats me back to class. So I, in sheer determination, want to come out victorious in this battle. I act on this, and start to walk faster and faster until the both of us 'splode into an all out mad dash for the classroom. But I pull it out and win at the end, cuz well...this happens in MY head so I'm not about to let myself lose. Plus, what kinda ending is that?

Noise O the Day: Different variations of farts.

Activity O the Day that goes along with Noise O the day: Throwing farts across the room as a type of fart grinade.

Tink 'bout dis...

No one really eats coleslaw. This food product is constantly dissed. It always comes with some kind of meal at a diner that is ranked above it. Its the peasant, never eaten no matter how hungy you are. Pushed to the side away from the main course. It has no taste though, its like the solid form of water. I wonder if it needs anti-depressant to get over the void of loneliness. The saddest of all food products. Its really not its fault, it's bad placement. Here in the US there are just too many better things to choose from, too much of a variety that coleslaw is left behind in the dust. If we open up an over seas market to the 3rd world countries...oh man. Coleslaw would be like chicken...it would be EVERYWHERE, the coolest food around. It will be a voluntary exchange as an economist(is that even a word?) would say b/c the people there would accept coleslaw while saying bye bye to starvation. (draws a demand curve for it)

Gotta see: Tempation Island 2 (coming soon to Fox)...Yeah trash tv!

Now this is a dumb question BUT have you ever wanted to fly? Of course. But i think if you were to come upon a genie and asked to fly, he/she has probably heard that one SO many times that they want to turn your excitement into sorrow....evil genies are everywhere. So you ask to fly and BAMB! you are turned into a bird. And as if being a bird wasnt bad enough... (I'll mention bad things: Cant talk to friends, you are covered in feathers, you get shot at by some punk kids with bebe guns)..The genie decides to put you in a cage in a petshop. CRUEL IRONY! You're given the ability to fly but cant utilize it. All because the genie is bitter that on one makes their dreams come true. Those poor tortured souls.
P.S.- If you're an evil genie like that..Cmon dude...thats so not cool

Great Musician- Sheryl Crow...I LOVE her!

Youz been P.P.D.ed!!

Just last week, during drama, Jesse said something profound. When he was younger he was convinced that the weather man on the news actually controlled the weather. He thought his office was in the clouds and everyday the weather man would go into the elevator with his briefcase full of weather type knowledge. Now who knows if Jesse just imagined that OR he was shown a vision on the truth. No one really knows what it's like to be a weather man. The only weather men you know are from tv. Its an uncommon job. So they are like fairy tales. Drifting into the news station, telling us what is to happen in the sky. How would they know this without actually working with the clouds, asking them what's gonna happen. So props to Jesse for uncovering the truth.

Good Song: Vivrant thing by Q-Tip. It be a mad phat beat

And now i need a shower, cuz there is a nasty stank in the air.