Saturday, July 06, 2002

Time Travel! Going back to Day One and Two of the trip:

Day One:

Airports: need entertainment, too much like a library. Needs more disco and clapping. We clapped as people got off and got mostly confused looks. There was a handshake and in Nashville we got a lady to start to clap - she had no clue.

Arrival: early and we laid on the "crab grass" it's amazing to touch the plant life. Thick leaves, bright flowers, grapevine. Even the weeds are perdy. Everything is so vibrant, no cool colors hea! As Merry said, Californians would come to NY and upon seeing the dull house colors would say: "wha-what is this?"

New Vocab Word: fuzz=po-po. I had no clue. Go Merry! It's getting fuzzy in hea. PEACE!

Song O the Day: Sweatness by Jimmy Eat World; sung on the plane and the guy ahead had to know what I was listening to.

Missions:
Liz - VW van spottin' (check)
Merry - hug a kitty (check)
Me - steal sometin' (yet to occur)

Day Two:

Hollywood: OJ's hizous and crime scene, Crazy Orca house and weird roofs, Three stooges, Wax Museum, Discovering Unkie Val's non-use of signals when driving, Starbucks renaming me Colly, Citywalk; merry wets pants, Wizards, Blocking merry from touching garage ceiling

More Reason's Why I love Letterman: band played Battle of Who Could Care Less by Ben Folds plus, "What about monkeys?"

I am proud because: I found the sorcerer's stone! Yeah Extra Scenes! once again...I heart Snape


Wednesday, July 03, 2002

My sincere apologies for the lack of updates. I just dont get home early enough and my relatives are in the room that has the compooder so I can't update when I'd like to. However I am leaving you all again. But this time I'm hiring a bbsitter to look over you so I don't come home to a ruined couch and beer stains on my satin sheets. Holligans! Liz, Merry, and Myself (sounds like a tv show) are all going back to cali for ...oh..10 days. Jealous?! We're outta hea as of 12:35 tomorrow. But my aunt and uncle do have a compooder at their house. They are into modern technology so I'll be able to update. I plan on having Moments O the Vacation. And there will most likely bee tons of jokes make so picking the Phrase O the Week will prob be tough.

Before I go I'd like to do alittle segment known as: Thesaurus Time

Todays word: Ear aka concha [con-CHA!]
Next time you get water in your ear from going swimmies in da pool, tell everyone: Hey, I got some water in my conCHA!
[then shake like crazy to get it out]

Thesaurus Time brought to you by Lamp Shades.
Without dem shades, the light would KILL you.

I'm leavin' on a jet plane.

LATA FOOS


Monday, July 01, 2002

Graduation. Hot and long. Best part was going to see Trading Spaces, the TLC show where two sets of neighbors switch homes for 2 days and redo one room in each others house. They each get a designer and 1000 dollar budget. Such a great show. So once Jesse tells me that TS is in Lake Grove and that they met Ty, the coolest carpenter EVER!, I was all...We are going today to see it. Then at about 6 pm we left my graduation par-tay we went; Me, Merry, cousin Patrick, and my social issues teacher Ms.Ogozalek. The car ride itself was udderly hilarious since we wanted to take Ms.O's car; a stick shift toyota corrola like mine. We fine the house and low and behold who is on the porch...Frank the designer. Sweaty Frank who seems gay but isn't. So I'm all Frank! YEAH!! WOO-HOO. And then I ask to shake his hand. I did. Then we all talked to him about the show and whatnot for about 15 mins.

Met one of the homeowners and he, Sal, was really nice and invited us back to see his house when it was all done. So we did. And we saw Paige Davis..THE HOST! got her autograph. Saw the house that Frank did. Freakin so cool seeing behind the scenes. The episode will air Sept 28 for all those wanting to know.

And the Phrase O the Week goes to Ms. Ogozalek. On the way back from meeting Frank we discussed what she hear. Appearently when I said Frank! and asked to shake his hand {which he said he was sweaty and whipped his hand off before shakage} she heard it as:

Hey Fat Guy! Can you rub your fat on me?!

Crazy Ms.O. She doesnt know WHAT is going on. But she knows her stuff on bears. Bears that eat bears. And such. And all. And whatnot. And stuff. And etc.

You got the idea.