Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you, a late night conversation
Lactaid Lady: played by Me
EOR1313: played by Mary
EOR1313: damn it Colleen! now i have "your song" in my head
Lactaid Lady: snap
EOR1313: antisnap
EOR1313: [i felt like that needed a comeback, and really, what is a comeback to snap?]
Lactaid Lady: truely a statement to ponder about
EOR1313: i suppose i could have gone with unsnap
EOR1313: but that sort of sounds like i'm stripping
Lactaid Lady: but it does roll off the tongue a bit easier
EOR1313: yes, but it doesn't exactly have the comeback attitude
Lactaid Lady: not the same punch as Anti-snap
EOR1313: instead of "hey, check yourself before you wreck yourself," it's like "hi, let me undress for you"
Lactaid Lady: but that almost sounds political
Lactaid Lady: yes, I am anti-snap
EOR1313: i see your point
Lactaid Lady: so what else could be the arch nemi of snap?
EOR1313: hmm
EOR1313: snap back!
Lactaid Lady: mmmm...no, not so much, that sounds like 80s slang
Lactaid Lady: whats the opposite sound of snap?
EOR1313: i suppose one could always retort with "your mom"
Lactaid Lady: the perfect all purpose come back
Lactaid Lady: if we ever had to advertise phrases, that's what the slogan for it would be
EOR1313: true story
(Curtain)
Saturday, November 08, 2003
Ok I got a bunch of stuff to discuss.
First, went to the doctors to finish up shots for India. Meg came with me, thank god otherwise I would have been a complete mess; one from the paperwork and two from the shots. I dislike getting them like many ppl, but I tense up and close my eyes and go "AHHH!" when they hurt. It's quite a sight to behold.
The malaria immunization is in the form of pills and I had two choices. I could take one each day but run the risk of an upset stomach and since my stomach already blows I went for the once a week dose. But ready for these side effects? Weird dreams OR halucinations! SCORE! When the dr said that I was close to saying to Meg, I'll be trippin' out of my mind, as if a hippy would say it. But I figured the DR might think I really did drugs and it would be awkward to explain that I only joke about it. She would never believe me.
Oh and BONUS....the Dr's name was Niziol, but pronounced Nizzle. How amazing is that?
That's all for now.
First, went to the doctors to finish up shots for India. Meg came with me, thank god otherwise I would have been a complete mess; one from the paperwork and two from the shots. I dislike getting them like many ppl, but I tense up and close my eyes and go "AHHH!" when they hurt. It's quite a sight to behold.
The malaria immunization is in the form of pills and I had two choices. I could take one each day but run the risk of an upset stomach and since my stomach already blows I went for the once a week dose. But ready for these side effects? Weird dreams OR halucinations! SCORE! When the dr said that I was close to saying to Meg, I'll be trippin' out of my mind, as if a hippy would say it. But I figured the DR might think I really did drugs and it would be awkward to explain that I only joke about it. She would never believe me.
Oh and BONUS....the Dr's name was Niziol, but pronounced Nizzle. How amazing is that?
That's all for now.
Monday, November 03, 2003
Last night I had some crazy dreams. Mostly because I had to direct a big project today for a major production class. It's basically a music video and I chose the song, Material Girl by the one and only Madonna. There is all this pre production work, like camera angles and lighting and all that jazz. I got everything done. But I was nervous about it b/c it was more difficult than things we had done before.
So I go to bed all anxious. And I had dreams of missing the class, which is at 8am. Then I'd dream about getting lost is some crazy office at the school and being late to class. Each time I would wake up and think, just think of something else, and as I'd begin to sleep the lines, "Living in a material world, and I am a material girl" would float into my head.
But the dream that takes the cake is the one where I was pregnant. Don't worry, it wasn't mine. I was a surrogate mother. And I had been pregnant for about a month or so. Now I know they say you cant really feel in dreams but my body felt diffferent, weighted down a little. My thoughts were, oh I forgot to tell my mom about this. Then I was worried that people in school would think I got knocked up and stare at me, meanwhile I was just doing something nice for someone.....When will people learn to understand. Best part is that I woke up and had to realize that I wasnt really pregnant.
Silly dream.
So I go to bed all anxious. And I had dreams of missing the class, which is at 8am. Then I'd dream about getting lost is some crazy office at the school and being late to class. Each time I would wake up and think, just think of something else, and as I'd begin to sleep the lines, "Living in a material world, and I am a material girl" would float into my head.
But the dream that takes the cake is the one where I was pregnant. Don't worry, it wasn't mine. I was a surrogate mother. And I had been pregnant for about a month or so. Now I know they say you cant really feel in dreams but my body felt diffferent, weighted down a little. My thoughts were, oh I forgot to tell my mom about this. Then I was worried that people in school would think I got knocked up and stare at me, meanwhile I was just doing something nice for someone.....When will people learn to understand. Best part is that I woke up and had to realize that I wasnt really pregnant.
Silly dream.
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