I got home today and very random conversational my dad says the following:

At dinner mom said she could hear the cat peeing in the liter box.

Later:

(While walking the dog) Parker took a dumb on a newspaper.

Right after I heard this I went straight here and wrote it down. Nothing but the best.

As for the last post, I was later informed that it wasnt an apricott, but a tangerine. But I bet apricotts have bums too.

today I ate an apricott and I have to let everyone know that parts of that fruit look like a butt. There is an area where the two sides of the fruit collide and form an ass. And I know you could say, Hey its round, how are there two sides?
Don't question me. Just see for yourself. Head over to your local grocery store and find the apricotts and look at their bums.

Also: it was kind of weird to eat the butt. Tastey...but weird.

106.1 WBLI is the most annoying radio station on long island. This is why:

They claim to be the most listened to radio station, but thats because it comes in EVERYWHERE so you are forced to listen to it.
They play the same songs over and over again
I have heard 50 Cent 6 times in 5 hours (while at work)
Yesterday after they played Busta Rhymes I said the next song will be 50 Cent of Avril Lavine. What came on next? Avril. I felt like a King.
They suck

I think that about sums it up. The people of LI need to come together, pool about 5 bucks each, we'll start our own station that has VARIETY and then rock out to the beats.

Send your cash/checks/money order/traveler's checks to me.