today I ate an apricott and I have to let everyone know that parts of that fruit look like a butt. There is an area where the two sides of the fruit collide and form an ass. And I know you could say, Hey its round, how are there two sides?
Don't question me. Just see for yourself. Head over to your local grocery store and find the apricotts and look at their bums.

Also: it was kind of weird to eat the butt. Tastey...but weird.