Miracle!
(not the disney movie, the event)

I went to go to sleep last night when lo and behold, there twas an alarm clock on my pillow. It read:

"To: Col, Love: Mother Nature"

She really cares about me, it's sweet.

In other news, I recently played the new X Files playstation game and I can confidently say that if zombies ever were to take over my town or even the world, I would not courageously fight them off. Computer generated ones are scary enough, I doubt I could face a real one without fainting. I'd prob become one myself or just hide in an attic somewhere...eating cookies...

So if they do take over, just kill me before they get to me. I want to go out as a human with some dignity still left.