And now I present...Masterpiece Theatre!

Lactaid Lady: i laid out
Cookies4Grandma: really?
Lactaid Lady: for 2 hours
Lactaid Lady: reading
Cookies4Grandma: tan?
Lactaid Lady: little bit
Cookies4Grandma: nice
Lactaid Lady: but i dont think you can really tell...
Cookies4Grandma: lol thus is the curse of the irish
Lactaid Lady: luck my ass