I dont think my skin likes to be anything but extremely white. Perhaps I'm a bit albino. I honestly dont think I've had a tan in about 2 years. Now I know I'm not really one to show some skin and have it be all perdy and tan like the magazines want me to...BUT when I did sports that forced me outside for a prolonged period of time and thus I was exposed to the sun and my pigment began to darken.
I refuse to buy fake tanner and to go into a tanning booth. So I lay outside on the lawn for an hour or so. But NO! nothing. I think the sun is mad at me. And if it's because I didnt RSVP to his party and he had to pay for me thinking maybe I would show up to the buffett. Well maybe he should think about the smack he was saying about me. I mean honestly, do I look like someone who would murder someone in cold blood, throw the body into an old car, and roll it into a lake?
Cmon burning is so much easier and leaves behind little evidence, they gotta go through dental records to ID the body. PPSHH! The sun doesnt know what he's talking about.

...into a lake.
please