This is for Yvone.

I was telling a friend of mine, Jess Rouge, about you. That you were Korean and from Brazil. She thought I called you Bonnie. And from that a sitcom was born in which the whole premise is that you are BONNIE (cartoon letters) and you are Korean and from Brazil but you find yourself in crazy situation in the US. Oh that Bonnie.

In other news yesterday was really nice, I worked, came home, watched tv, played soccer with my dog, played tennis with my dad, ate, talked with Jess. I feel so productive! It was nice and I ACTUALLY went outside. But I didnt get a tan cuz I am irish, english, and german so I have a zero percent chance of that happening. But I am ok with that. For I shall never die from skin cancer. Take THAT tan people! I will live longer than you!
Well...unless I get hit by a bus, or you have like anti-cancer skin.

Word of the day looked up randomly: Nonperson
meaning: unperson, a person having no social or legal status.
My clone is an unperson and shall never vote.