2 Things from the day that make me say, "What?!"

1) It's raining out and whenever that happens the worms come out. They think they will drown so they seek shelter on the pavement where many people can smash them into pieces. But then again....they ARE worms. But still I attempt not to step on them. I dont want to have the guilt of being a worm murderer weighing me down.

2) In the dining hall there was a sign on some of the drink dispensers that said, "Out of Order, Thank You (smiley face)"
Ok. Thank You? Shouldnt that be, Sorry. Why are you thanking me? That phrase doesn't belong there. I'm thinking one of the dining hall employees wrote that, which assures them the right to work there.