Monday, March 22, 2004

Update away!

Red Lightning made it through radiator cap replacement surgery. She's already up and at 'em. Thanks for your prayers and inspirational letters!

Moving on...I think a better name for Kidnapping is people stealing. It has a better, more interesting ring to it. Plus not all kids are stolen. Sometimes women who are 30 are taken and I don't consider them to be kids. So just imagine turning on the news and hearing:
"A person was stolen last night outside of Joe's Coffee Hut."

Or perhaps you want to go people stealing so you say to your buddy/accomplice:
"Hey I feel like going people stealin' tonight, are you in?"

Or maybe you are Barbara Walters and are interviewing someone and you ask:
"What was it like to be stolen?"


It's just SO much better than boring old kidnapping.

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