I feel like Man Tears are akin to Unicorn Tears. Both mystical and rare. I'm sure Man Tears possess some kind of healing power. Got to skim through Harry Potter as I'm sure there's something in there about it in Potions class.
As a scientist I'm certified to say that 9 out of 10 people who use Man Tears are cured from cancer.
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I'm glad to find out you are a scientist - it makes me feel less crazy. I also agree with the theory you postulated on Man tears, I believe you should publish it in a leading science journal sooner before someone else steals your idea.
In other news, I hope you're doing well out yonder, farther west than I dared to go. I hope we do get to hang out at some point.
And I forget the immensely high level of humor your blog provides. I must share this knowledge with others. Until next time Dr. Col...
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