So yeah I haven't gone 24 hours without seeing X2 since it came out. I spent a total of 20 bucks. I'm helping fill in the quota. I will prob see it again, but I need a little break. I spend about 3 hours online yesterday looking up the history of the comics and the character stuff. Yes, I am a dork. It's my new obsession.

Hmmm whatever shall I write? Well last night I wrote a speech for AJ - he is running for Vice President next year. Not for the United States, but for Sachem High School. Last year I wrote his and he won. The secret is to write about stuff totally unrelated to the election. Don't talk about what you have done, what you plan on doing. Talk about random things. People like to be entertained. Razzle dazzle 'em, and they'll make you a star.

So here it is:
Vice President.
Some are unaware what that phrase even means. Let’s begin the educational process.

Vice
Vice rhymes with Dice (slicin’ and dicin’), Rice (a delicious food and good source of protein), Nice (a characteristic), Lice (a parasite), and Ice (a form of water).

Water
Has the ability to quench thirst.
Scene:
Harry: Boy, am I thirsty.
Sara: Let’s drink water.
Harry: What a swell idea.
End Scene

In addition water takes on different forms such as Lakes, Rivers (Rio in espanol), Ocean, Puddle from rain.
Rain – form of precipitation from the atmosphere.
There is a 70% chance of rain tomorrow, shattered showers throughout the day, low of 60. Winds NNW.

Moving on to President. Let’s break this three syllable word up. Pres-i-dent.
Pres
Presents. Gifts. Birthdays. Holidays. Happiness. Cake.
Yum…cake.

I – me, myself.
Used in a sentence – I am AJ.
Spoken in the first person allows the reader/listener to connect on a personal level.

You – Second person. Often times used to project a feeling onto the person.
You should wear pants.

Third person: He/She gives a distant feeling
Ex. Sally ate an apple.
That’s all we know about Sally. She ate an apple. Does she like apples? Who knows.

Now to the last part of the word: Dent
Dent (noun) a slight hollow made in a surface by a blow.
If you make a strong guy angry he will dent your face in.
I say No to Fighting.
But I say Yes to Vice. Yes to Presidents. Yes to Vice’s of Presidents. Yes to you. Yes to Me. Yes (dramatic pause) To AJ.
Thank You.