Today I had a marvelous idea. Everyone knows about those patches you can buy if you want to quit smoking, well what if you don't have any friends or you got ditched by your friends or they died...whichever.
You are lonely, no one to laugh with, no one to comment on your outfit, or watch tv with. Just head over to a convient store and buy yourself the Friendship patch. It fills you with good thoughts making you feel like you have a purpose to life.

I also think it should be made out of candy. Kinda like a piece of a fruit by the foot. Oh delicious friendship.

At this moment I think I understand the morbidly obesse people of the world and why they ask Maury for help.