Second Grade Journal entry: 11/11/92
List 3 favorite combination foods. Write their food groups.
1. Pizza
2. Tockes
3. chile
I like how I didn't do the second part of this assignment, perhaps I was banking on my teacher being so impressed by my consumption of a latin american nation that she would just forget about the food group. Also, I have no idea what Tockes is supposed to be. My best guess is tacos.
1 comment:
Consumption of a Latin American nation (Honduras? Belize?) would likely explain all that indigestion you had.
For one thing, the palm trees indigenous to that area of the world would likely be far too much roughage for any one digestive system to handle.
For another, the large exports of gold from those areas might have given you gold poisoning -- a particularly rare condition that is usually only due to overexposure to gold.
Next time you choose to devour a country, you might want to look toward Southeast Asia. We already know of your love for rice and cute Asian children, so the deliciousness and adorability should definitely outweigh the risks.
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