Sorry there was no dose of funny yesterday, the site decided to be junk again and not let me update.
But i'll give ya some great stuff today to make up for it

Lets not forget about the impending danger of being hit by an ansteroid. Not like an asteroid hitting earth, thats juibba jabba, i'm talkin about getting hit in the head. And impact zone on your skull. You're walkin down the street mindin your own biz when BAM! you're been hit upstyle by a rock from outer space. And there is really no insurance for it. Its the luck of the draw. And there is usually a high rate of death if the rock is big. Not all of them burn up in the atmosphere. We need a defense system, like an umbrella hat..cept its made of metal. The majority of people are hit in the head so that makes sense. Or it could be major Junk and just be an umbrella hat covered by tin foil but make it look all medal n such in the infomercials. Get some cheesy actors in there (* inside note:danielle gets excited over the use of cheesy). I can see it now (you enter my mind)
::Guy walkin down the street::
--Announcer: Has this ever happened to you or someone you know?
::Suddenly asteroid comes out of NO WHERE, hits directly, there is a Boom and cloud of smoke. All thats left is a pile o ashes. We hear a voice say: What the..::
--Announcer: Say goodbye to sudden death and hello to Anti-Asteroid Iniolation (Show hat rotatin 'round like its nobody's business thru use of special effects or string, depends on budget)
::Show another guy jogging along and wearing hat, asteroid comes at him all mad, it hits the hat and falls to the ground. Guy continues to live, turns to camera, thumbs up: Thank you Anti-Asteroid Iniolation!

*Tot ser quote- "Keep your words nice and sweet. You may have to eat them someday."-Anon.

*Wise words from Conan, O'Brien that is: "If you laugh at yourself loud and hard everytime you fall, people will think you're drunk."

Great songs at the moment: Coldplay-Everythings Not Lost, Spies.....Wyclef-Gone til November......Weezer- Photograph

Site to check out that will make you laugh while I'm away.. T'inator (it changes any website into the language of Mr.T..FOO!) And as I just stated I will be away for the weekend, going upstate. You got the house to yourself, No parties!