Today, both Lisa and I came to the conclusion that librarians are funny. The I went a leap further and realized a more appropriate name would be Book Elves. Think about it. All librarians are small, have glasses, like books...no real HUMAN has all those qualities. The book elves live in the inchanted woods of literature, near the stream of knowledge. All you need to do is enter through the golden arch of the "library gates." Obviously they disguise themselves as "librarians" to avoid attention at their real identity. It would most likely create mass panic if people were told the truth behind what is to be found in the deepest vaults of these Library's....(pause for dramatic effect)...Elf Gold. But shhhh! Don't let them know I told you the truth. I doubt they will go online and discover this, because they dont like the computers, they like the books better.

Galaxy Quest Quote: Give him a big hand, he's British!