Random Tings:

1) I need a haircut
2) TV is good
3) My cat is sitting on my lap
4) India is overpopulated
5) Does soda cause cancer?
6) Ketchup was a good invention
7) I hate spiders but kinda like spiderman from what I've seen

Dictionary Tiempo!! [randomly looked up]

tortoni: ice cream made of heavy cream often with minced almonds and chopped cherries and flavored with rum.
i.e.- After the ice cream man said he doesn't sell tortoni to kids, I followed him home and burn his house down.

Todays Word of the Day is:
Diaper...Have you changed a diaper today?