An insightful convo:

Lactaid Lady: you know...here college has made me more accepting and open about farting
ProudestMonkYgus: i love farting
ProudestMonkYgus: i just do it
Lactaid Lady: i fart on people now
ProudestMonkYgus: that's the best. actually no, that's not the best.
ProudestMonkYgus: the best is farting on your dog.
ProudestMonkYgus: that is the best.
Lactaid Lady: i must try that