I find this humorus, hopefully you will too. I call it, Love of a Lifetime:
Snape143=Me
FJive45=Liz
Parker=my dog

Snape143: do you like the puppy
Snape143: mr.parker
FJive45: is he asking
FJive45: man hes so insecure
Snape143: i know
Snape143: he wants to know
Snape143: he wants to take you to the prom
FJive45: he does?...
FJive45: i...dont even know how to respond
FJive45: wait yes i do...
FJive45: NO
FJive45: HE'S A DOG YOU FREAK!!!
FJive45: stop hiding behind your dog and ask me yourself!
Snape143: no parker wants to know
Snape143: not me..
Snape143: i swear!
Snape143: i-i have a date
FJive45: ...
FJive45: umm
FJive45: you WOULD!
Snape143: your just jealous!
Snape143: and I love you!
FJive45: your just a slut!
FJive45: and i love sluts!
Snape143: [gasp]
Snape143: well then we must marry
FJive45: what happens now
FJive45: AH!
FJive45: of couuuurse
Snape143: who wants to be the man?
FJive45: hmm
FJive45: shotty woman!
Snape143: damn
Snape143: but i'm the slut
Snape143: how does that work?
Snape143: you have to be slutty then
FJive45: why do you make our relationship so complicated we JUST want to get married
FJive45: you're alllways diong this!
FJive45: i'm going to beat you y'hear me!
Snape143: i want out of this relationship, you are suffocating me!
FJive45: fine!
Snape143: you never let me be the lady!
Snape143: you BITCH!
FJive45: there isnt a smiley in the smily box for what i am feeling right now!
Snape143: oh boo woo! :'(
FJive45: ooloo
FJive45: HA!
FJive45: figure that ouy!
Snape143: you are SO difficult
Snape143: i dunno why i fell for you
FJive45: its the BIRD!!
Snape143: i coulda been a dancer!
FJive45: i let you be a stripper
FJive45: nothing is ever enough for you
Snape143: i dont wanna strip no mo
Snape143: i feel iky
FJive45: what are you a nun or something
Snape143: no your the nun
Snape143: and a disturbed one since you made me strip
Snape143: made me get up there and dance for cash
FJive45: you were always hocked up on coke! what was i suppose to do!
Snape143: hey you leave the coke out of this
FJive45: i hata youa
Snape143: i hate you
Snape143: its OVER!
FJive45: :-*pssssh whatev
Snape143: [hands you divorce papers]
FJive45: ::pees on divorce papers::
Snape143: GROSS!
Snape143: [drops a duce on your carpet]
FJive45: EVEN GROSSER!
FJive45: if a duce is what i think it is!
Snape143: yeah thats right!
FJive45: i cant belieeeeve i even thought about names for our ten thousand babies

Don't worry I didnt have ten thousand babies, only nine thousand nine hundred and thirty four.