Again my contacts were not being cool. I dunno what happened. We were all cool and then suddenly not. Maybe the new one read my last blog post and got mad and told the other one about it. Then the new one twisted my words and made it sound like I was saying the other contact was fat and that I was only using it so I could use it's pool. Its not true other contact, I swear. You are slim and you look great in those low riding jeans. Please be my friend again.

(Studio audience goes, "Awww...")