My left contact is acting up. First it's being annoyingly blurry so I can see but it's slightly hazy and no matter how much or hard you blink it doesnt change. So I tried to put some drops in my eye figuring it was a little dry. Nope, not good enough. So I take it out, rub it a bit with solution. Nope contant wants more. So I go ok "Screw you!" take it out and throw it in the trash. I get a new one, put it in. Everything is going great, we're getting along, sharing stories, laughing. Then...WAM! Contact says, "Hey I want to be annoying too! I'm going to make you think there is something in your eye."

Not cool Mr. New Contact...not cool.