Today on the way to lunch Dana and I thought that since this college cost mucho dinero ($) to go here that they need to give us a perk. Dana suggested a magic flying carpet. I agreed excitedly. I think it would be perfect. She then said or a monkey. Now here is the problem, you would prob have to feed the monkey, it could throw poop at you, what if they gave you a big gorilla instead of a cute little one? There is far more room to be disappointed with a monkey. And you could say well, what if the magic flying carpet didn't fly? I say, at least you got a nice rug. Assuming it's nice. But it's practical still.