Hey kids its that time...cookies? NO fool! Phrase O the Week (trumpits are heard in the backround). This week's happened today in good ol' drama with that ever so talented John Langdon, more like John Fiddle Faddle. (FYE-Fiddle Faddle=SUCK!) But the winning phrase escaped Cara Alousio's lips. After she said "hey guys watch this," we all turned giving her our full attention...and she jumps. A totally random jump. We look at her, unimpressed. She says: I jump for fun, cuz I'm on drugs.

Congrats to Cara and her drugs. We all salute you with the mating dance.

Other announcements: Tonight if your not doing anything come to the North Cafeteria for Dave Lagmana's Eagle Scout FUN-draiser. Come for the spagetti, come for the improv, come for punch and pie. It will be fun times OR ELSE (dun Dun DUN). The "hotness" starts at 7.

Note: No gurantee of punch or pie.

I'm out like an obese boy playing a strenuous activity that involves throwing a rubber ball at others.

Holy Crap I hate technology!! The other day this POS wouldnt let me update, then today it had what i wrote, but didnt publish cuz it wouldnt let me, saved..and then i thought i published that, then went and updated with what you see below. Thinking I did a double publish...BUT NO. When i updated it erased the other days! Then i went to rewrite it and I'm stupid and got that erased as well. Now i want to punch the wall.

(Counts backward from 10) Anyway, here is what i can remember

And Memory Says:

Aint nothing cooler than lunges. You're not cool unless you lunge.
(The following was said by Merry McEvanson while lunging to the mad-phat beats in Old Navy, the only place to go to get down)

Merry later on asked if she could hold in her farts til she got to my car where upon getting inside she would repeatedly rip em til we passed out in a type of "gas coma."

*The past statement was partially a fabracation, its a take on reality. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FART YOURSELF INTO A COMA.

That is all

Random things on my mind:

1) I have a Harry Potter scarf (giggles)
2) Dark Harbor was a crazy flick.
3) I dont wanna do my homework...what else is new
4) I could go for some cornbread
5) I own a mouse, Milo is the name
6) My last three statements have started with "I" probably because I'm an egomaniac and such
7) Mariah Carey is on the tv right now and I'm having these incredible urges to punch it
8) (blank stare)
9) Fanny Pinchin (ask Maggie Devito why she writes that on her papers)
10) Video Killed the Radio Star.....and he walked cause they jury said there was "lack of evidence," so wrong...

Today, both Lisa and I came to the conclusion that librarians are funny. The I went a leap further and realized a more appropriate name would be Book Elves. Think about it. All librarians are small, have glasses, like books...no real HUMAN has all those qualities. The book elves live in the inchanted woods of literature, near the stream of knowledge. All you need to do is enter through the golden arch of the "library gates." Obviously they disguise themselves as "librarians" to avoid attention at their real identity. It would most likely create mass panic if people were told the truth behind what is to be found in the deepest vaults of these Library's....(pause for dramatic effect)...Elf Gold. But shhhh! Don't let them know I told you the truth. I doubt they will go online and discover this, because they dont like the computers, they like the books better.

Galaxy Quest Quote: Give him a big hand, he's British!

Simplicity is Genius

I love to procrastinate. I got so much homework that I should be doing at this moment, but I'm not. It's so much easier to just hang around, watch tv, listen to music, play with my dog, eat a bagel, poop...I mean (looks away).

I just want this unnecessary High School work to end. Go on the college and be able to fully focus on what I actually WANT to do work for: Custodial Arts. You have no idea of the glory that emulates from the magical flush of a toilet, or the art of sweeping the floors. It's the most beautiful thing in the world (bits lip to hold back the tears).

Song I am listening to at this VERY moment: Where's my mind?-Pixies
Next song: Talk show host-Radiohead
People I want to be hanging out with: You (naturally), Alan Rickman, and Gillian Anderson

Day dreamer

Movie of the week: Dogma

Yeah Alan Rickman!

Rickman as the Voice of God: I'm pissed off is what i am.

So on the second of Jan. I titled it as the 3rd, good thing i know how to count. It only took me the whole school day before I realized. I just wanted it to be Thursday so bad I thought by writing it was would allow me to think it actually WAS Thursday. Which means the 3rd would become the 4th, as such, I wouldnt attend school on Friday cuz i would think it was Saturday. Then for the rest of my life I would be off by a day. Be a day late to parties and all. But maybe I was the only one on REAL time. Maybe today really is Sunday...which means everything is a lie! Christmas is really on the 24th, holidays, birthdays, anniversary's are all celebrated late. Man, that sucks.

Phrase O da Week time!!! "Yaye" says all the children. This weeks episode is brought to you by Merry McEvanson. Like so many random and insane things, this occured during Economics this morning. After I sang about Runs House, Merry semi-sang/soul sistered out: Pup-pies!
Congrats to you Merry, may your animals always be widdle, cuddly, and cute.

Song O the Day: Run DMC- Runs house

2002 and I'm starting off the new year more lethargic than ever! I was hoping that all the teachers would make class optional OR just say "I'm going to continue to talk but you can put your heads down." Only thing is I was on the verdge of sleepin when I was supposed to be listening. I need to create a hollogram of myself sitting down and looking very much awake, meanwhile, behind this deceptive image it's sleepy time. I'll have to sit toward the back so the teacher can't look behind the picture. It would be disasterous, not because I'd get busted but because everyone will want one. Freaking greed! Then eventually no one will really learn. The education system will become a training program that helps children adapt to sleeping on uncomfortable surfaces. I bet the universe would even implode and a hollogram one would take it's place.
The consequences of Lazy.

2001 will perish today when Father Time stikes midnight. And now...A Year In Review.

Favorite Tings O 2001:

Animal: Monkey
Excetion: All variations of poop (i.e.-poo, poopie, po2p, da poopsie)
Craze: Harry Potter...yea Snape!
Holiday: SYAG jersey week
Group Activity: Box People
Best way to eat a Jelly Bean: From my bellybutton
Substitute Teacher: Meatball
Boyfriend: Dan (but you better watch out for Alan Rickman)
Show: Temptation Island 2...oh the trash
Class: Economics with Mr.E and Spelmenator; its just all about the graphs
Hangout: Tony's
Accent: high pitch, well i guess it's Swedish..? (i.e.- zee kitty, un beanies)
Song: Inspector Gadget Techno Remix
Ting to do to Friends: TP their cars
Late Night Activity: Gnoming
Way to Fall Asleep: While watching a Disney movie
Rebel thing: Dropping off Liz in the middle of her block at 2 am with the lights off and as she suddles to the house with a dress on,her mom waits at the door
Gift: Fart Machine

And my favorite thing..is having an amazing group of friends. Kisses to all.

I havent been able to update for a while, so hopefully this goes threw. I did have a phrase o the week BUT it didnt post it and yesterday there was a better phrase. While driving back to Sang's house, Dan's car ran into some trouble, but thankfully some Russian men at the gas station were able to "fix carrrr" (like they do is Russia). Jen Akenback (last name is def spelled wrong, I just used the Sound It Out Method) was with us last night, and the Phrase O the Week goes to her and her use of a Russian accent when she said: Oh, you are So Rebel!

Hopefully she'll hang out with us agian so her chances of being awarded Phrase O the Week increase. And thank you crazy Russian men who like to fix cars....how would we laugh without you? I dunno.

As Mayor of this town, I declare this day....(dramatic pause for effect) "Fun with Faces Day" (expression goes from happy to sad to blushing to angry to big happy face with sunglasses)

That is all.

So it's Christmas eve and what does Colleen's brain think? - "It don't feel like christmas"

I have never not felt so apathetic about christmas before, and i can't tell why, although it might be the developing cold i received this morning...jee I wonder who i got that from (cough) Merry (cough). But it's ok I won't hold a grudge (turns around and angrily mutters to self) ANYWAY...There must be an unbalance in the cosmos. Its been "cold" for a total of about 5 days this whole "winter." Mother nature is pullin a fast one on us. She's all...ha ha it's all warm n such, and we're all...whaaaaa? But i did see Die Hard for the first time today, i am very deprived in the classic movie section, for I am yet to see Braveheart. (many of you prob just went WHAT! or gasped/winced at the thought...but alas it is true) But we can cross Die Hard off the list now. And i must say i didn't watch it just cuz i hadn't seen it. There is a subplot here, I watched it to see my buddy Alan Rickman. He's so cool. I want to shake his hand.

-Your mission if you choose to accept it is to download the Drunken Christmas Carol that has been played on the radio station of Z100. Upon downloading it, listen to the masterful lyrics. Superb and Fantastically Fruity (just how i like my men). On behalf of the "drunken singer" I'd like to say: Merry Gimmas!

**Your computer will self destruct in Five, Four, Three, (run!) Two, (are you insane, still sitting there!) One...**

You didnt think I'd really have the ability to rig explosives to your computer now did you?

KA-BOOM!

Lots of creativity this week. 2 reinventions of well known songs, and one creation of a new magical character of sorts.

1st song was in Economics where we must fight to keep from going insane. Merry and I were getting quiet bored and as such started to say things to entertain ourselves. Upon realizing Mr.Spelmen was a true economist i said: Ya'll can't deny it, he's an economist.
(then mer chimed in) You don't wanna (noise of letter F) with him.

Then in Digital Media Jesse and I created the Sarcastic Dry Comment Fairy. She appears in an instant, says something like, "hey, thats a real nice shirt you got there." Then enthusiastically vanishes. Instead of been cheerful and saying nice things, she's sarcastic and saves all her energy for when she disappears.

And lastly on the way back from Senior Wills, there was a radio in there and the last song we heard was "little did she know she kissed a hero." So on the way to the car i think I changed the words and then Liz sang them with such grace..."Little did she know she kissed her poopsie." And that line awards her the Phrase O da Week. Congrats Liz.

Speakin o poopsie, i really dont have a definition for it. Its not poop and it's not sie...I really need to define it. Cuz right now it could be considered junk (the vaguest word in the english language)

For the honor of Ms.Hance (who may visit this very site tonight, if she can unlock the mystery of technology) I shall tell you about the ever exciting Magical Elves.

Did ya'll hear 'bout dem Magical Elves yet? Well, all you gots to do is find a picture of one (your best bet is to have a friend draw a picture, you can't draw your own, it doesnt work that way). So once you got yourself a picture, place it in front of you. Stare into the eyes for a moment (to capture the magic). Then you must WILL the elf off the paper. This procedure can become long and tedious if you don't know what you're doing. To will them out, think of Elf Land and the type of things your elf has, or would like to have. Each elf is different though, so if your friend gets his/hers to come out, dont try to cheat and do what they did. Once you guess right....POOF! Out he comes to grant all the wishes your lil heart desires.
(no gaurantee that you're eld won't turn evil. Life expectency: 6months-3yrs)

First and formost Alan Rickman rules (for those of you who don't know, hes an actor)

I am getting progressively lazy..
Yousay: You? Lazy?
I reply: I know! It's crazy
..Half way throught the week in which i am controlling my fate...my fate of waking up that is. My alarm clock is normally set for 6:15, BUT I denied the Gods and turned it to 6:21, as such, giving my more time to sleepy. Then, tuesday morning a sound went off indicating it was time to get up, this time at 6:21. Again, I rebelled, setting it for 6:30 I then re-engaged sleepy time. At this rate, by Friday I won't get to school on time. I defy you stars!!
Speakin o which, the remake of Romeo + Juliet is SUCH a great movie. The style, setting, colors, the raspberry flavored drink that Juliet complains about, cuz she'd rather any other flavor except that (rumors on the street is that she fancies cherry)

Quick shout out to Passions. Quality crap. Once you watch...well, nothing happens.

On behalf of "Our Family," I'd like to say we are all happy to hear about this lady who has wondered into Tony's life. You deserve it T-sac.

Now it's saturday and I wasn't home on Friday cuz I have a life (wink wink) but here is the phrase o the week. It's brought to all of y'all from the ancient talking turtle from The Never Ending Story. While discussing "the nothing" with Atreau (thats prob spelled wrong..but he's the worrier kid), he said:
--We don't care so much that we don't care.
Now thats a whole lot of Not caring going on.

I have so much junk to write and do this weekend, it's times like this when I wish I had a time machine so I could just skip ahead of doing all that work. That, and I have always wanted to jump in a time machine when i had 20 bucks in my pocket so when i arrived in the 1800s i would be the richest kid in town.

Man I want a time machine...

And now...

What do the rich folk do,
When they've lost a stock-share or two?
..eh screw it, it's too hard to write a song that matches the magic found in "What do the simple folk do?" \
Billy Joel dropped a coal in a stocking, Are you mocking..me? Pop pop fizz fizz oh what a relief it's not. For my stomach remains in a knot. Watch out for that Robot..it'll get ya. Apples are green, you know what I mean, Mr. Clean?
Monkey see, monkey do, monkey eats stew.
Yuck...stew.

Enough of that, back to stuff that makes sense, like airbound rocks, and exploding fish.

I decided to look up some words today...you know expand my vocabulary.

pantie/panty- pl.panties: a woman's or child's undergarment covering the lower trunk and made with closed crotch

pimp: a man who solicits clients for a prostitute

poop(1): an eclosed superstructure at the stern of a ship
poop(2): slang: information
**these definitions are SO wrong

monkey: a primate mammal other than man; one of the smaller, longer-tailed, and usually more arboreal primates as contrasted with the apes

flatulence: the release of gas from the body

booby- plu-boobies: an awkward ineffective person: dope

**Zee Poopsie** Thats right, you'll be seeing that in the yearbook, i'm getting my 16 cents worth.

Song o the week: Chinese Rappa's Delight-Tai Mai Shu